A Girl Took A Cardboard Cutout Of Danny DeVito To Prom, So Danny DeVito Took A Cardboard Cutout Of Her To Paddy's Pub

I’ve said this more times in my life than I care to recall, or could even attempt to recall, but the Sunny gang is the coolest group of people in the world. They’re hysterical and cool as hell (I can say that factually because I’ve talked to Glenn Howerton, not to brag). Some people might think it would be better to actually get an invite to Paddy’s Pub but I’d probably faint if I saw Danny holding a cardboard cutout of me inside Paddy’s. As long as he didn’t try and bang it like he did with the Charlie doll. Then I’d cum before I passed out.

Also this all really an excuse to post one of my favorite pictures of all time: Danny DeVito walking his hotdog in a yellow dress.